Thursday, October 12, 2006

U.N.’s Latest Proposal to Punish North Korea is a Joke

FOX News has the story.

This is just further proof of the U.N.’s worthlessness. They’ve managed to refine the proposal to punish North Korea down to nothing more than a light slap on the back of the hand. Basically they’re saying something like "You were very naughty and we’re really disappointed in you, so now you have to go to bed after supper for a week without getting any dessert".

Think about it: a very bad man with nuclear weapons is threatening you and all you do is wag your finger at him and say "That’s not very nice"? Is the U.N. made up of a bunch of dope-head hippies?

Good golly-gee! Last time my neighbor’s mean-spirited German Shepherd growled and snapped at me, I didn’t run off crying foul-play, I unholstered my revolver and peppered his butt with CCI Snake-Shot, ready to seal the deal with a follow-up Federal Hydra-Shok if necessary. The Hydra-Shok wasn’t necessary, the snake-shot got the message across just fine and the dog runs off when he sees me now, but I’d have been more than willing to put him down permanently. (Edit: To clarify this point, I think that's metaphorically the type of action we need to take against Kim Jong Il, instead of doing the U.N. pansy-dance for him.)

Furthermore, when you see a rabid animal frothing at the mouth you don’t try and wack it across the nose with a rolled-up newspaper, you put it down quickly and efficiently from a safe distance. North Korea’s Kim Jong Il is that rabid animal ready to attack, and the U.N. is showing it’s bare ass and just waiting to get bit. Hello? Earth to United Nations...